Audiences nationwide love Lou Santini's “tell it like it is”, universal comedy. From his family-friendly Dry Bar special to his "gloves off" shows, his theme of "It's not you, it's THEM!" is front and center. Lou's decades of entertainment experience shines through at comedy clubs, colleges, corporate events, and military crowds and as a TV and radio host. "Lou just says it!" Lou has been seen on "Comics Unleashed" on CBS, his Dry Bar Comedy Special: “Amateur Nation”, regular appearances on ”Reelz Channel” and “Pop TV”, and TBS. You can hear him voice the character of "Slim" on the video game, “Evolve” and multiple voices on “Mafia 3” and television and radio commercials nationwide. Lou won the Detroit and San Diego Comedy Festivals, and was tapped as “Best of the Fest” at the Burbank Comedy Festival—all three years he performed. A national comedy club headliner, his comedy album, "Let's Get Bloated" is on iTunes, Amazon and SiriusXm.

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• Doors open at 5:30pm nightly with a full bar and grill available.
• Check-in is available any time after that and we request that you are here no later than 45 minutes before showtime.
• All events (with the exception of shows that are listed as "family friendly") are 18 and over (15-17 are ok with a parent/legal guardian.)
• The preferred seating option gets you a seat in the first four rows around the stage. General admission seats are typically fifth row and back.
• Seating is pre-assigned based on order of reservations and type of seating selected. Please write any seating requests, including the need for handicap accessible seating or a low-top table in the customer notes section when purchasing tickets.
• If you would like to sit with a group of other guests, the only way we can guarantee seating together is to purchase tickets altogether as one order.
• There is a two item minimum purchase per person in our showroom. This can include food or drink and does not have to include alcohol. The showroom is sat 30 minutes before showtime.
• Please keep in mind that ticket prices may increase on the day of the show.
• We do not offer any refunds or exchanges. All sales are final upon the completion of the transaction. Coupons are not valid for online ticket purchases. Verify transaction price as well as date and showtime before completing purchase.
• Loud talking and/or heckling of the performers is extremely disruptive to the show and impacts your fellow guests’ experience. In order to create a welcoming environment for all guests, customers who cannot comply will be removed from the venue and will not be issued a refund of their ticket purchase.
• Guests who are visibly intoxicated will not be permitted to enter.